New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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