Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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