Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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