Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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