Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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