who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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