Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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