Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I came so hard my ears popped.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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