I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
