in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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