thus making me awesome and them whores
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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