THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
