summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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