Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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