The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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