I showed him my bush... on skype.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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