Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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