Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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