look no pants
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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