The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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