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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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