you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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