he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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