I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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