Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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