...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
