Grow some girl-balls and come out already
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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