they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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