Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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