AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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