everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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