don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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