i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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