TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I have post one night stand depression
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