I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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