So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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