i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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