A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
