Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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