Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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