and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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