if i can run in heels then i can drive
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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