i don't like sucking hair
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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