do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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