Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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