He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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