Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
