i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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