PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
