How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Farmville is her only friend.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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