Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
we're so committed to being not committed
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
