Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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